Monday, May 7, 2012

Cherry Snow Cones


We currently have a school group in house and I am sitting here speculating many things about these kids.

For example, what are they doing with so many buckets of ice? I mean, they are like 8 years old so I assume they are not trying to keep their beer cold, none of them seem smart enough to perform any sort of operation to remove someone’s kidney and none of them seem athletic enough for a pulled muscle. So, I have ruled out the option that they are filling a bath tub with ice. Maybe one of them is running an under ground snow cone franchise from his hotel room and is cutting anyone who brings him a bucket of ice a small portion of his profit. If that’s the case, some one better be bringing me a damn snow cone. Cherry please.

Another thing, so far they have clogged like five toilets. How? These kids are like four feet tall and can’t weigh more than like sixty pounds. The toilets in our hotel could probably flush the better part of a discarded baby. So, what are these kids being fed that is causing them to clog so many toilets….and does it have anything to do with ice?! 

The presence of these children has raised more questions than I could have ever anticipated. However, I’m not sure I actually want answers. Unlike Jane Goodall, I am perfectly fine not knowing if it allows me to avoid being hit in the face with a turd or having to run for my life from some sugar crazed fourth graders out for blood (in my head the under ground snow cone business among Americas youth is very cut throat).

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