We currently have a school group in house and I am sitting
here speculating many things about these kids.
For example, what are they doing with so many buckets of
ice? I mean, they are like 8 years old so I assume they are not trying to keep their
beer cold, none of them seem smart enough to perform any sort of operation to
remove someone’s kidney and none of them seem athletic enough for a pulled
muscle. So, I have ruled out the option that they are filling a bath tub with
ice. Maybe one of them is running an under ground snow cone franchise from his
hotel room and is cutting anyone who brings him a bucket of ice a small portion
of his profit. If that’s the case, some one better be bringing me a damn snow
cone. Cherry please.
Another thing, so far they have clogged like five toilets.
How? These kids are like four feet tall and can’t weigh more than like sixty
pounds. The toilets in our hotel could probably flush the better part of a
discarded baby. So, what are these kids being fed that is causing them to clog
so many toilets….and does it have anything to do with ice?!
The presence of these children has raised more questions
than I could have ever anticipated. However, I’m not sure I actually want
answers. Unlike Jane Goodall, I am perfectly fine not knowing if it allows me
to avoid being hit in the face with a turd or having to run for my life from
some sugar crazed fourth graders out for blood (in my head the under ground
snow cone business among Americas youth is very cut throat).
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