I bought a new cell phone and naturally got a new number. Most of you who know me know that I average about 3-4 cell phones a year and with each cell phone comes a new number. So, what makes this time so different?
Well the key factor here is that I actually signed a two year contract for a cell phone. Sadly, this is probably the most adult decision I have ever made. I have been a prepaid phone user for far too long. Naturally, when I signed this contract I had a small panic attack and died a little on the inside.
My point is, I am making my way towards becoming a functional adult in this crazy mixed up world. One small step for my phone bill, one giant leap for my personal development.
A lot of you are probably thinking, "Dis bitch for real? It's just a cell phone..." But trust me, at this point in my nearly 24 years of life I am way behind where I probably should be. And don't give me that "you're fine, you are who you are, yolo" peace loving bull shit.
I just felt the need to explain myself and make everyone aware of why my cell phone number changes so much. In case you were thinking I was a drug dealer or running from the law...well, I am really not that interesting. I just have Cellular ADHD and severe commitment issues.
Moving. On. Up.
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