Last night I hung out with my new favorite person Michaella. To no ones surprise, shit got obnoxious.
The highlights:
Helping a Dominican girl learn English. How, you ask? By having her watch Baby Mama with subtitles. Great success.
Fixing the curls in a strangers handle bar mustache at the bar like the freaking mustache whisperer that I am.
Attempting to heat up a can of soup by putting the sealed can under hot running water and then realizing I don't own a can opener.
Waking up this morning to a text I had apparently typed to Stephanie that read "Not until Rob Schneider ties his shoes" and never sent.
Long story short, we are freaking awesome.
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