Sunday, May 6, 2012

My Face: The Cat Feast

The other day I realized how and why I am single.

The answer? Texting.

When conversing on the phone or in person I can do a much better job of keeping my shit together and acting normal.

When texting I do the exact opposite. I become 2% self control and 98% special olympics. It is obviously worse when I am drinking and lose track of a few chromosomes. For example:


Stupid beer always taking over my brain.

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