Today some awkward teenager came in to the gallery and tried really hard to put the moves on me.
"You're beard is way hot, I wish I could grow one!"
"That piercing is so cute on you!"
"What are you doing after work?"
Three of my favorite quotes.
Don't get me wrong, I am not saying I was too cute for the kid, but he was no older than 16. I am not about to end up on some sort of list and spend the rest of my life having to introduce myself to everyone on my block everytime I move.
Sorry kid, not this time. But thanks for the boost to my ego!
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