It wasn't until my friend Hanna came in to the coffee shop and we got to talking about this sudden influx of Brits that I became suspicious. The further we discussed the more we pieced together and the more we pieced together the more aware we became. Obviously, the British are trying to take back Mackinac Island.
First of all, I have worked on this island for five years now and not once have so many British people been here all at once. Seems fishy.
Second, a large number of these employees were hired by a fellow Brit who has been in the states for years. I have seen Salt starring Angelina Jolie, I'm no fool. I know what's up.
Third, the Olympics are currently happening in London. Distraction. The entire world has there eyes on London which makes it the perfect time for them to strike us and attempt a siege.
Lastly, this year marks the 200 year anniversary of the battle of 1812 here on the island. I'm pretty sure
Elizabeth II has been Queen since then and is two hundreds years of bitter.
Four perfect examples of how and why the queen is most likely sitting in a conference room at this very moment surrounded by various influential people in the UK preparing to take back over.
The more I think about it, I am actually totally fine with Queen Elizabeth reclaiming Mackinac Island.
Due to my extremely charming nature I am confident in the fact that she would put me in a position of power.
Who wouldn't want to live under my rule? Everyone would be treated greatly and showered with glory. Unless you're a ginger, have bacne, own a single Tapout shirt, dislike anything I like or buy the last frozen burrito, you would be totally happy. Promise
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